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April 6, 2010

I was hanging out with some people from work the other day, and someone made a comment about something or other being erect, and then someone else made a comment about the clitoris becoming erect as well, and then I made a comment about the clitoris not being the only part of the female anatomy that engorges with blood, which then somehow led to me giving what pretty much amounted to a lecture about cunts. 

Seriously, I was standing on the back porch having a cigarette and I had a rapt seated audience for a good half hour until people started feeling antsy. I realized that since I started writing this blog, I’ve learned a hell of a whole lot about pussy. Certainly, I have more information than what I started with and I know much more about vaginas than I do about penises at this point. Even though this blog is called Cuntlove, perhaps I should widen my scope once in a while and do some research about the male anatomy. After all, I’m all about being inclusive. You’ll also be glad to know that my lecture ended with a few high fives from all the guys in attendance and one girl who demanded they stay quiet while I tried to think of what else I could tell them. 

11 Comments leave one →
  1. wayne permalink
    April 6, 2010 12:19 pm

    Good for you! Taking Sex Ed back out to the streets where it belongs! ;-p Excellent idea about expanding the scope of your research Olga, I wonder how much there is about the Penis that us guys don’t know? Probably quite a bit.

  2. April 6, 2010 12:21 pm

    Man, that was a fast response. I think you’re officially my number one fan, Wayne.

    Ha, maybe I should start some sort of guerilla campaign in which I actually bring sex ed to the streets. That could be fun.

  3. April 6, 2010 2:30 pm

    Well…. as a penis expert, it’s all pretty straightforward.

    See girl.
    Me like girl.
    Me get erect.
    Have sex.
    Good for me.

  4. April 6, 2010 2:36 pm

    I guess that makes EVERYONE an expert!

  5. April 8, 2010 5:49 am

    Just to be all annoying and serious for a moment, the penis is not as straight forward as we make it out to be… I mean, I know that you’re joking and all but we tend to make these comments/assumptions that male genitalia and sexuality is simple, whereas female genitalia and sexuality is a complicated mystery… and I think those gendered sort of stereotypes can be a little damaging.

    But yeah, sorry to get all serious all of a sudden!

  6. April 8, 2010 5:50 am

    That’s so cool! I wish I could have been there for that lecture – I’m always worrying that there’s still so much I don’t know!

  7. April 8, 2010 10:25 am

    I agree….I was being sarcastic with my that makes everyone an expert comment.

  8. April 17, 2010 9:17 am

    There is a lot that even the owners don’t know about their dongs. I suffer from delayed ejaculation. What does that mean? It takes a very long time for me to come. IN excess of 45 minutes most times, and some times longer then an hour, especially if I’m stressed. Couple that with a wife who cannot handle sex for longer then a few minutes due to her health, and you have a recipe for a bad marriage. I broke vertabrae in my neck when I was younger, and the healing process was not managed correctly leaving scar tissue against my spine.
    The irony of it is that with my first wife, I would be close to a second orgasm by the time she had her first one unless I performed a bunch of oral on her first. She would not reciprocate though.
    I didn’t realize that most guys come in under fifteen minutes when I was younger, Ididn’t know that stories of making love for hours were for the most part BS, so I thought I was normal.

  9. naturegirl1 permalink
    April 20, 2010 5:50 am

    Just think how much fun you could have doing your research Olga!

  10. naturegirl1 permalink
    April 20, 2010 5:54 am

    I feel sorry for you, a mismatched libido is a curse. Personally, I get a bit sore if a guy takes longer than 15 minutes to come, the images of a woman being pounded by a guy for ages seen in most porn flicks must be so uncomfortable for the participants!

  11. April 28, 2010 3:46 pm

    Sparkles are notorious for the transference properties. Haha!

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