I Love Getting Mail
I struck a deal with the Devil, Ok not the devil, a Doll really, a dominating Doll. In exchange for some reviews written by yours truly, I get to test out some sex toys. Yes, you read that right, I’m getting some free swag. I’ve been waiting for my box of goodies for a few weeks now and I was pretty excited the other day when I came home to find a slip in my mail box from the postman. Unfortunately, the post office’s schedule didn’t quite jibe with my work schedule and I had to wait a couple days before being able to pick it up. Waiting for my day off felt like an eternity, I was pretty excited by the time Sunday came along.
In line at the post office, I was wondering how discreet the box would be and then I momentarily felt ashamed that I might be embarrassed by a box full of vibrators. It’s hard to ignore social stigmas sometimes. Even though the box turned out to be rather plain and brown, I still felt like I was carrying a secret. Sort of like when you have a dirty dream about someone and when you see them you feel like they can see right through you. The package was so big it barely fit into my biggest cloth shopping bag. Walking out of the post office, for a second I felt like pointing at the bag and declaring that it was full of sex toys, but I didn’t and when the door closed behind me it was as if I had just gotten away with something.
At home, I sat on my couch and used a nail file to rip through the tape to get to my new toys. The contents were as follows: a Colt waterproof Power Anal-T, a rechargeable Jack Rabbit, and a Berman Center Aphrodite and Juno. The first item is pretty self-explanatory and my first anal toy to speak off. I’m pretty sure everyone is familiar with the Rabbit and as for the Aphrodite and Juno, they are, respectively, an electric massager and a Kegel exerciser. If you need visuals click on the links.
The first thing I did was wash them with soft soap and warm water. My mother always told me to wash something new before using it, because you just don’t know where it’s been. Personally, I think that’s some good advice! Don’t you? She may not have been speaking of sex toys at the time, but it’s some pretty timely advice nonetheless.
Stay tuned for more personalized information about each sex toy. Coming soon to a blog near you.